Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Plans for the George W. Bush Library have just been released

Plans for the George W. Bush Presidential Library have recently been released.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and looks like a disaster.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything you see or hear.

The Creation Science Room, where you can see how God created the world in 7 days plus a bonus tour of how the Bush administration created the evidence that linked Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda in just 7 days as well.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to show up.

The American Homeowners Room, where you can see millions of home foreclosure notices.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they won't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they won't let you out.

The Fiscal Responsibility Room, where you will hear lots of noise but see absolutely nothing.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which you won’t be able to find.

The Iraq War Room, where once you complete your first tour of the room, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, & sometimes fifth tour.

The Abstinence Sex Education room, where you can see millions of positive teenge pregnancy test results.

The Dick Cheney Room, which you will find in an undisclosed location and which also includes a shooting gallery.

Future plans also include:

The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

In addition to the aforementioned plans:

An entire floor will be devoted to a 1/64 scale model of the President's ego.

In order to highlight the President's accomplishments the museum will also have an electron microscope available to help you locate them.

There is no word yet on where the library will put the President's only book.